I could have titled this post Shameless Self-Promotion, because it’s about my first book, An Erotic Alphabet. This slim volume of ABC’s for adults celebrates eroticism in all its forms, from silly to sensual, playful to X-rated.

It’s a delightful combination (if I may say so) of naughtiness and humor; one reviewer called me “the Shel Silverstein of erotica.” Here’s a sample:

Z is for the zipper
Easy access, up and down.
Nothing is much quicker
For getting to the mound.

If you’re in the San Francisco Bay Area, you can pick up a copy (just $7.95) at Book Passage, either at the Ferry Plaza in San Francisco, or at 51 Tamal Vista Blvd. in Corte Madera. It comes with a complimentary packet of Chocoholics chocolate body frosting, while supplies last. Together, the book and the chocolate body frosting will make an unforgettable Valentine’s Day gift!

If you can’t make it to Book Passage, the book is also available online (but without the body frosting).

Either way, you’ll heat up Valentine’s Day, and you’ll feel so good about supporting a local author.


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